Today was shitty. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that I woke up on the living room floor with my tummy still hurting or maybe it had something to do with finding Nate sitting in his crib crying "mama", diaper on the the floor and shit everyone (the word poo just doesn't justify the moment). Ugh! I guess I should count my blessings that this is the first "shit every where" encounter I've had. But where do you even begin. And let's remember...this isn't just gross baby poo, this is real human crap. I did have a brief pause in my "what the heck do I do" moment where I thought "do I grab the camera?" The answer was "no" it was just too gross! He started with a bath where he was scrubbed cleaned. Then came off the sheets (thank the Lord for the "sanitize" button on the washing machine because Lord only knows those sheets need to be sanitized" and then came the Lysoling of the crib. And then this was all followed by a blood finger. Clearly Nate didn't receive the "mama's on bed rest and needs to take it easy" memo.
Sorry no pictures to complete this post. Just the thought of poor little Nate sitting in his crib with his own crap. And no he didn't eat it. That's all for now!
oh honey.. I remember posting my Grayson shit drawing and Grayson Poo footprints and handprints mixed with my Moroccan hair cream all over the hardwood, king size bedding and air conditioner buttons.. walls etc...
ReplyDeleteGrayson ... the shit monster. I have had probably FOUR of those and Nate is only on number one time of number two horror. Hes obviously a curious kid and thats a good thing, artistic, *Fabulous!(you on bed rest, not resting! is not good ! )
You should not be on Poo Patrol, its hard on the blood pressure, overwhelming and exhausting...
Heres hoping nate is like grayson and just does this every six months or so, all the better to catch you off guard when you need it least. haha...
Hugs you, hope your resting and have a better day tomorrow.. sans POO/SHIT art ;)
xo
Hey PS:
ReplyDeleteNot that you have time to answer this, but if you ever do, I AM CURIOUS! "why did you wake up on the living room floor?"
Although I do remember you would always come over to Nico and I's' condo and fall asleep on uncomfy hardwood in front of the gas firepace.. just like 'that'. I was always envious of your ability to do that..! lol!